a subtle hello to mailman rick...

i'm going to shake this can of coke for the next 23 minutes and when you get home i will answer the door in a garbage bag suit and green slippers ('cause i have really tender white girl feet)....and just as soon as you check the mail, careful not to burn your hand on the red metal flag...and just as soon as you turn to greet me...and just after i see the 'what the fuck' look park itself on your face.... i will uncap this coke just 4 inches from my chin....
how do you like me now, mother...?